
Got 99 problems? Make sure that coming up with a mutant for tonight's game isn't one!
The Post-Apocalyptic Mutant Generator is a finely crafted list of mostly historically accurate and verisimilitudinous mutant names and conditions collected by our semi-professional wasteland roamers. Quickly create a roving band of mutant marauders for your radioactive nightmare worlds, all with just two rolls of the dice.
For example:
56. Mantis 64. Sickly green skin dotted with oozing pores
34. Dirk 81. Hair sticks out all over, capable of creating arcs of electricity
11. Grandma 60. Bright red, swollen skin like an overcooked sausage
This product is system and genre agnostic, so feel free to use it to mutate your fantasy PCs, to name your tanks in any number of popular war games set in the far future, to add some realism to your virtual reality simulator adventures, or just to spark your own imagination!
Price: $1.00